Understanding how the American government actually works can be confusing. Most Powers the Congress and President exercise aren’t enumerated in the Constitution, after all. Not to worry though. We’ve got you covered. The Actual Constitution includes lobbyists, political action committees, sociopathic corporations with the rights of citizens, and the military-industrial-intelligence complex. It also shows real-world checks and balances such as NSA eavesdropping and Presidential assassinations. The entire structure of America’s corrupt government is enumerated with galling rigor. For once, a person reading the Constitution will find an accurate description of how the American government actually operates!

On the Actual Constitution Poster, signatures have been replaced by the Corporations that actually govern America. This gives the Actual Constitution Poster a singular appearance that will stop people in their tracks. The Actual Constitution Poster is a priceless addition to any history classroom, man cave, or workplace, one that will shock, entertain, and motivate people to be more politically active.

Actual Constitution Features

Only heathens would skimp when printing the Constitution!

  • Made in U.S.A.

    Made in U.S.A.

    Somebody has to provide jobs for Americans!

  • Large Sized

    Large Sized

    A true full-sized poster at 24" x 36".

  • Safe Mailing

    Safe Mailing

    Mailed in protective tubes and never folded.

  • Easy to Read

    Easy to Read

    Large text is kind on the eyes and truly readable.

  • Eco-Friendly


    Recycled paper minimizes environmental impact.

  • Semi-Gloss Finish

    Semi-Gloss Finish

    Brightens colors, reduces glare, protects poster.

Help Send Actual Constitutions to Every Member of Congress!

As with U.S. Constitution Toilet Paper, we’re going to send both Actual Constitution Posters to all 435 U.S. Representatives and all 100 U.S. Senators, as well as every living President, Vice President, Supreme Court Justice, and Federal Reserve Chairperson—if we can fully fund this Project on Kickstarter. For those unfamiliar with Kickstarter, it is a global crowdfunding platform based in the U.S. which has raised more than $1.5 billion from almost 2 million donors and funded more than 200,000 projects. Clicking the Buy Now button below takes you to our Kickstarter page where you can purchase Actual Constitution Posters. As with Constitution TP, you’ll get a cool-as-hell, one-of-a-kind product that is truly Patriotic, and help send an unforgettable message to our elected “leaders.”

Updated Clauses on Constitution Posters

WE THE PEOPLE of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common Defence, preemptive Offence, & worldwide Policing, promote the general Welfare, Medicaid, Medicare, & Social Security, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves, do establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Article I

All legislative Powers shall be vested in a Congress, which shall consist of a Senate, House of Representatives, & Lobbyists. The House of Representatives shall be chosen by the Special Interests of the several States. No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have obtained $2,250,000 in campaign contributions. The Senate shall be composed of 2 Senators from each State, chosen by the Corporations thereof. . .

Actual Constitution Signature Poster


The Actual Constitution Signature Poster contains the same Preamble and Clauses as the Actual Constitution Logo Poster, but instead of logos it contains signatures of the infamous “leaders” who have made America what it isn’t today. The Founders signed by States, but these are replaced with political action committees and corporations such as the Trial Lawyers of America, PhRMA, American Medical Association, Big Oil, and Defense Contractors. Signatures include Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, Oliver North, Karl Marx, Joseph Engels, The King of Saudi Arabia, Lyndon B. Johnson, and Jack Abramoff.

The best part about the Actual Constitution Signature Poster is that it looks EXACTLY like the real Constitution from a distance, including the brackets, and placement and length of the signatures. Simply place the poster on a wall, don’t tell anyone it is the Actual Constitution, and see how long it takes people to notice. American’s don’t like, you know, read the Constitution, and you might be surprised how long it takes a coworker or family member to actually realize that this is the Actual Constitution. Using the Actual Constitution Poster to prank people is hilarious! Except for the fact that corruption actually isn’t funny. But as Thomas Jefferson observed, it is assuredly better to go laughing than crying through the rough journey of surrendering liberty.

Listen? Can't You Hear That Blank Spot on Your Wall Beckoning?

Actual Constitution Posters Make a Patriotic Statement!

Check Out Our U.S. Constitution Toilet Paper


Don’t just tell people that America’s leaders are wiping their butts with the Constitution, hand them a roll of U.S. Constitution Toilet Paper!

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