US Constitution Toilet Paper!
Don’t just tell people that America’s leaders are wiping their butts with the Constitution, hand them a roll of US Constitution Toilet Paper! This custom designed TP looks like the US Constitution, but the words have been updated to reflect the actual modus operandi of our modern government. Highlights include a revised Presidential Oath of Office, tricameral Congress, and Bill of Privileges.
For many people, seeing the Constitution on a roll of TP is sobering. Wiping with the Constitution can be a very emotional experience. US Constitution Toilet Paper causes many people to ponder what our Founders wanted, what America has become, and whether we have lived up to our ideals.
The toilet paper itself is fairly plush. It is printed using soy ink which is organic and biodegradable. This is fully-functional, usable TP! Each roll is individually shrink wrapped for protection during transit. Shipping is a flat rate anywhere in the continental United States. Click the buttons below to order.
1 Roll - $7.95
2 Rolls - $14.95
3 Rolls - $20.95
4 Rolls - $25.95
To order more than 4 rolls, or have items shipped outside the continental United States, please contact us.
US Constitution Toilet Paper is a great: gag gift for those with a sense of humor about America’s political woes; collectible for libertarians, budding reformers, or political junkies; anger & stress reliever that can provide levity during tax season, elections, and scandals; tool for motivating people to learn and become politically active; conversation starter in the workplace; gift or stocking stuffer for that difficult-to-shop-for relative; and accouterment for President's Day or the 4th of July. It is also perfect for TPing a politician’s house. (Kidding.)
Half off for anyone who will, in the spirit of the old Folgers ads, secretly replace the President's or Congress’ toilet paper with ours. (DEFINITELY kidding.)
Federal Budget Toilet Paper coming soon!
Members of the media, a downloadable press kit is available and the creator will do interviews. Please contact us for information.
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