Our custom designed toilet paper looks like the U.S. Constitution, but the words have been updated to reflect the actual modus operandi of our modern government. Highlights include a revised Presidential Oath of Office, a tricameral Congress with lobbyists, and a Bill of Privileges.
For many people, seeing the Constitution on a roll of TP is sobering. Wiping with the Constitution can be a very emotional experience. U.S. Constitution Toilet Paper causes many people to ponder what our Founders wanted, what America has become, and whether we have lived up to our ideals.